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  2. (Source: husssel, via intensional)

     
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  4. i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day

    (Source: lampsarepeopletoo, via humorking)

     

  5. Joke of the day.

    wanderoar:

    roseonabeach:

    frostedsammy:

    An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

    “Yes.”
    “Oui.”
    “Sí.”
    “Ja.”

    what

    Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

    stupidest/most awesome joke ever

    (Source: flyingscotsman, via stand)

     

  6. chuabaka:

    textpostsandcats:

    being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

    image

    (via retiredjesus)

     

  7. coolbloqqer:

    how to do halloween right: be friends with someone who’s allergic to chocolate 

    (via mitchahoy)

     

  8. automatically:

    when you accidentally touch a piece of gum under a desk

    image

    (via onlylolgifs)

     
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  10. ugly:

    yungbasedblogger:

    apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

    you mean bacon and eggs right

    (via distraction)