1. drunkyeezus:

    2 sick

    (Source: s-ensitivus)

     

  2. My anaconda don’t want none

    matthewsagan:

    because it ate last month and snakes don’t need to be fed very often since they use external environmental heat sources to regulate their body temperature and can therefore survive on far fewer calories than warm-blooded animals

    (Source: matthewsagan, via corporalbutts)

     

    1. Every cheerleading movie ever: THEY STOLE OUR ROUTINE
     
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  5. demoncest:

    i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye

    (via wificrisis)

     
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